Adding water to Diesel fuel - Good or Bad

[Fluffy]

Now we all know that car manufacturers purposefully design injectors to fail prematurely so they can make more money. None of them care a hoot about their reputation. They spend millions on research thinking up ways to make their cars unreliable.

We also know that modern fuel is substandard with less than adequite lubrication properties and was designed in secret industry meetings between fuel and car manufacturers.

The solution is 2SO - but it is expensive and has the potential if it is the incorrect spec (To find the correct spec search the forum, lots of leading industry fuel and automotive design engineers here) to damage catalytic converters and Diesel Particle Filters.

BUT, there is an alternative, WATER. We all know that if you spill Diesel on tar it will be slippery (Lubrication), but if you pour water on to the diesel it is even more slippery (Even better lubrication). This I can prove scientifically, unlike some other theories.

Add 1 Litre of water (must be pure spring water, preferrably from a reputable manufacturer, Nestle, Woolies, Evian etc) to every litre of Diesel.

I PROMISE you that you WILL feel a big, and I mean really big, immediate difference. No other solutions can give you this guarantee.

BTW - Pre common rail motors will be fine with normal tap water.

Contact me at [email protected] for more info.

PS - sparkling water will add another 20% extra torque, but it is more expensive and the carbon (carbonated water!) will contribute to global warming.

[Henris]

That water will cut your pistons in half as well as cut the injectors to bits.

Enjoy.....

[stochmal]

Water does not compress so your pistons will explode destroying entire engine

[Nys]

Funny thing is, somebody is going to believe this

[Jacquesvw]

Thanks for the tip Mr. Fluffy.

[JJJ]

Funny thing is, somebody is going to believe this

Not if they read the link provided carefully and correctly translate the last 2 letters ....

Maar as hulle dit mislees, kan ek raai daar gaan 'n paar ouens wees wat hulle honde aanhits met: "Vat hom! Daai Flaffie....

[HeinrichC]

Hahahahaha, this is very good Fluffy!

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[Fluffy]

Funny thing is, somebody is going to believe this

Nobody could be that gullible, then again there are people that put........

[Johan]

Funny thing is, somebody tried it and it is working 100%, Shell paid him ZIM$40.000.000.000 for his patent.

[Fluffy]

Funny thing is, somebody tried it and it is working 100%, Shell paid him ZIM$40.000.000.000 for his patent.

Thats a pity, I really thought the idea out myself, didnt even use Goggle. Maybe Sunlight dishwashing liquid, surely nobody patented that as a additive. Opps, maybe they did, its a detergent.

[Apocalypse]

Are you trying to tell me they the litre of water I put in my tank on fluffys advice was a JOKE?

[Fluffy]

I have it on good authority (read it on the internet) that there is a guy who got ZIM$40.000.000.000 for his patent.

Envoke the CPA and claim the money back from him for the Evian if you arent 100% satisfied..

[Apocalypse]

But if I add 2SO will all the water I put in float to the top?

[Plod]

You misread the instructions, that's why there is no improvement Apoc. Fluffy said 121 (one to one or was that 2SO)

[Poen]

In a country where literacy is a huge problem threads like this should be illegalised. Imagine what this advice will do to a 2.5 d4d Toyota engine as found in modern minibus taxis, especially where filters without water traps are made to fit.

I am not impressed. Is social responsibility not part of the nature conservation spirit?

[Apocalypse]

So... As a bit of a silly joke on the 4x4 forum half the taxis in SA ate unable to operate on Monday morning... Hmm mm...

Would we be Cast as villains or heroes

[Poen]

I will definately not drive around with a 4x4 Community sticker on my vehicle in the Kayalitsha area if that should happen.

You are not what you are, but what you are perceived to be. That is the part that worries me!

[Plod]

Johan, contact your friend and make him an offer!
See attachment for offer!

[Fluffy]

But if I add 2SO will all the water I put in float to the top?

Nope, the 2SO has some wonderfull properties. If mixed at a ratio of exactly 200:1 with diesel, due to the fact that it is so similar in composition, it remains inert and undetectable, even to a gas spectrometer in a lab. Now heres the thing - because it is so similar the water wont even know it is there. But heres the clever part, even at hoemopathic undetectable levels the clever little 2SO's seek out and fix any diesel engine - from the inside nogal.

But there is always a downside. Rigourous scientific testing has shown that it must be the correct grade 2SO and it must be 200:1. Dont be mislead by the fact that the 2SO normally comes in 500ml bottles which equates to 200:1 for most cars topups, it is just a strange coincidence.

[Mad Manny]

H2O vs 2SO vs NOx




Fluffy, some scientific questions if I may;

1. I am very keen to add water but as oil floats & diesel is oil, the water will be at the bottom of the tank?
2. Tanks that are top entry will get more fuel than water whilst tanks that are bottom entry (No Apoc, bottom entry is not what YOU think), will get more water than fuel. Elaborate?
3. Please provide graphs?
4. If adding water to fuel is good, is it O.K. to add fuel to water? Like in your kettle?
5. If pouring oil on troubled waters calms the waters, would the opposite, pouring troubled water on oil not agitate the water?
6. Could the agitation be the source of perpetual kinetic energy?
7. Will your theory not result in a water shortage.
8. Why no mention of Perrier Water, are you against the French?
9. Do you have the name of a university that supports your theory?
10. Can you post a link to a German proffessor who has written a long report which barely mentions your theory?
11. If water is a good additive for fuel, will adding water, or better still, gel or boob silicon instead of air to air-bag suspension not reduce the high likelyhood of leakage?
12. Is Poen really Walter Mathau & did he also write 'Grumpy old men'?
13. Did I mis-spel Walter Mathau?
14. What's the difference between Centigrade, Fahrenheid & Kelvin?

I look forward to your scientific response.

Regards,