Bakkies Botha bit the Apple logo.

Bakkies Botha has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Bakkies Botha doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Bakkies Botha can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Death once had a near-Bakkies Botha experience

Bakkies Botha can slam a revolving door.

Bakkies Botha doesn't need a GPS. Bakkies Botha decides where he is.

Bakkies Botha was in all 6 Star Wars movies... As The Force.

The sheep on Bakkies Botha' farm are the ones that give us steel wool.

Bakkies Botha can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.

Bakkies Botha will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Bakkies Botha can speak Braille.

When Bakkies Botha throws a boomerang it doesn't dare come back

Bakkies Botha does not fart, nothing escapes Bakkies Botha

Some kids pee their name in snow. Bakkies Botha pees his name in concrete.

Bakkies Botha can leave a message before the beep.

Bakkies Botha can use Mxit on a pay phone.

Bakkies Botha can divide by zero.