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    Quote Originally Posted by LandyLove View Post
    Go to your local gentleman’s club and sit on them….
    Just in case you want to say something about face creams and beard oils
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    Quote Originally Posted by iandvl View Post
    Willie - a tip from a WhatsApp group I am a member of:

    For beards a bit of hand cream, sun light liquid and olive oil on your beard and then you gladwrap it with a bit of water and leave it on for at least an hour

    Edit: I think, if it still feels dry after that hour, add some more water and repeat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehog View Post
    I don't know, but for me it was my visual thought process.
    I agree, it conjured up an image of The First Wife putting one of those plastic discs around my neck to stop me from licking my nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4ePajero View Post
    But you think it is ok to insult another member, for being "semi well groomed"?
    Sorry that you feel this way.

    Thought you would be a bit more thick skinned. No pun intended
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estee View Post
    I agree, it conjured up an image of The First Wife putting one of those plastic discs around my neck to stop me from licking my nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehog View Post
    How do you clean Monster from your keyboard...
    With some organic hand sanitizer, please do not forget to moisturize your hand thereafter.... with or without gloves.
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    Some more advice for those that need it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4ePajero View Post
    You are so hilarious, I just cannot stop laughing!
    Thanks. That comment about the glad wrap did crack me up a little...
    Last edited by iandvl; 2023/11/10 at 01:15 PM.
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    In plaas van stasoft gebruik wit asyn om klere uit te spoel. Ek het 'n 10L opvou emmer gekry waarmee ons stort, maak hom so driekwart vol koue water en kook water op stoffie.
    Ons kry ook van hierdie heel klein Fanta of Coke botteltjies waarin ons die skottelgoed seep, Handy Andy, Jik insit seel goed en wat nie baie plek
    Kry extra lang tent penne vir wanneer jy 'n tent moet opslaan in sand, het die naweek probleem gehad waar ons in sand gestaan het,
    gelukkig was daar genoeg klippe om penne was te hou.
    As jy 'n 3 way yskassie het sit hom buite die voertuig of sleeowa dat dit genoeg ventelasie kry en dit moet in koelte staan, myne werk
    al vir mee as 20 jaar hou drink goed lekker koud.
    As jy ou groeste jerrykan het maak van dit 'n braai, dit hou sommer die byl, koerante, handskoens, braai tang en kan in voertuig of dakrak kom.
    Het 2 ammo boxe aanmekaar gesit en vir hulle pote gemaak so jy kan dit uithaal en langs voertuig sit of net gedeeltelik uittrek en net 2 voete aansit
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    Not sure how you lot touch your Wimmins with your sandpaper hands.

    This argument looks very familiar. I recall a Nimibian with a picture of his rough hands after having grafted on a DIY beetle.

    Manly men don't care about soft hands. But they start to care if it affect their love life. Wie will nou vry met jou hande agter jou rug?
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    Quote Originally Posted by New View Post
    Not sure how you lot touch your Wimmins with your sandpaper hands.

    This argument looks very familiar. I recall a Nimibian with a picture of his rough hands after having grafted on a DIY beetle.

    Manly men don't care about soft hands. But they start to care if it affect their love life. Wie will nou vry met jou hande agter jou rug?
    I don't have soft hands. But they're really not that bad either - I don't "vry met hande agter die rug". The LF really does not mind my hands... I think she would mind "baby hands". She will definitely mind me being out of action for a few hours because I am walking around with vinyl gloves. Or because I have my head wrapped in clingwrap.

    But, as I've always said: different strokes for different folks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iandvl View Post

    different strokes for different folks.
    Like a soft stroke or a skurf stroke? Stroke and let stroke I say....
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    Quote Originally Posted by New View Post
    Like a soft stroke or a skurf stroke? Stroke and let stroke I say....
    Yes... Different strokes for different folks...


    Well, anything but two-stroke...


    But our comments have rubbed (I am unsure of their pronouns or titles) Gerhard up the wrong way...

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    Quote Originally Posted by New View Post
    Not sure how you lot touch your Wimmins with your sandpaper hands.

    This argument looks very familiar. I recall a Nimibian with a picture of his rough hands after having grafted on a DIY beetle.

    Manly men don't care about soft hands. But they start to care if it affect their love life. Wie will nou vry met jou hande agter jou rug?
    Did you just turn this into a bondage discussion
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gungets Tuft View Post
    Did you just turn this into a bondage discussion

    It is Friday.

    While I do not think one should have a safe word just to hold hands with your swambo, om bitjie skurf te wees is ook gesond so nou en dan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by New View Post
    It is Friday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gungets Tuft View Post
    Did you just turn this into a bondage discussion
    He didnt, but I am about to.

    If one is concerned about clean hands and slap 'n tickle, try cling wrapping or latex-ing the wimmins instead of your hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estee View Post
    He didnt, but I am about to.

    If one is concerned about clean hands and slap 'n tickle, try cling wrapping or latex-ing the wimmins instead of your hands

    Whatsworngwithyez?
    Although I found this amusing, I'm not going to like it because it will probably trigger the "pervert" tag....

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    Quote Originally Posted by OffTheHamsterWheel View Post
    I keep a few of these door wedges in my box. Great for levelling a gas cylinder or steadying a wobbly table.

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    Did this for years to easily level my old 3 way fridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estee View Post
    He didnt, but I am about to.

    If one is concerned about clean hands and slap 'n tickle, try cling wrapping or latex-ing the wimmins instead of your hands

    Whatsworngwithyez?

    Did you just turn this into a serial killer discussion?
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