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    Default Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Why is there such a thing as a Hospice Shop?

    I am convinced that its sole purpose in life is for a female to browse around, find a dis-ting that she has never seen in her life and then for her to buy it. Said female then approaches the male in her life and says: "Honey, what kind of a dis-ting is this".

    Now we have to remember that the average Seouff EfrikÍn male is driven by a 3 letter word and contrary to popular belief that word is not "sex", but EGO". So the male observes the damnable dis-ting with an interested and knowledgeable look on his face, but also with a cavernous blank spot in his brain and says: "Honey, I know what dis-ting is used for, however I somehow cannot recall what it is called - just give me a minute".

    And then quietly and quickly sneaks to his man-cave and posts a new thread called "Identification of Mysterious Megafter" on the Forum....
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    Ettienne de Kock

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Naai mens nie 'n sak toe met daai mc'gefter nie?
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Must be very smelly the Mega fter.
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    My SWAMBO doesn't know. And she knows everything. So that thing is very mysterious.
    Choose life

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    It looks like it is used by inserting it into a slit or seam , ( possibly leather work?) and then spread it open.

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Not a Megafter, that is a Dissting.

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by Mambo View Post
    Not a Megafter, that is a Dissting.
    I disagree, I think its a dingus
    Estee = S T = Sean Towlson

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Carpet knotting tool.Click image for larger version. 

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    Choose life

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    And as easy as that the Forum saves another male's ego and re-affirms his Lady's belief in his almighty general know it al bigtime brightness....

    Thanks Guys!
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Hahahahaha



    Okay, so now how do you use it?
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    You make little tufts.

    A hobby only for those rugged people that can stand endless repetition. Save yourself. Don't try it.

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Lyk soos husse met lang ore
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by Sam vd Merwe View Post
    Lyk soos husse met lang ore
    Have not heard that in a looooong time.

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by Mambo View Post
    Have not heard that in a looooong time.
    I used it two nights ago. My daughter looked at me as if I'd suddenly sprouted horns and shot off into space

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam vd Merwe View Post
    Lyk soos husse met lang ore
    Hoe weet jy? Niemand, maar NIEMAND, nie eers Leo Prinsloo weet hoe lyk Husse met lang ore nie!

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by EttiennedK View Post
    And as easy as that the Forum saves another male's ego and re-affirms his Lady's belief in his almighty general know it al bigtime brightness....

    Thanks Guys!
    Even with the item identified I still have no clue what it's used for. What is carpet knotting?
    There is never a right time to do the wrong thing and never a wrong time to do the right thing!

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by Francois Theron View Post
    Even with the item identified I still have no clue what it's used for. What is carpet knotting?
    Or how to get (it) knotted...
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    So Francois.

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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by C Africa View Post
    So Francois.

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    YIKES - looks seriaaasly kompulcated!
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    Default Re: Identification of Mysterious Megafter

    Quote Originally Posted by Francois Theron View Post
    Even with the item identified I still have no clue what it's used for. What is carpet knotting?
    A very boring hobby from the 70s that produced lots of ugly 'gifts' for those around the hobbyist.

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