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    I have a friend who drives a Toyota Hilux and he regularly sends me jokes/memes about how bad Ford is or how much better Toyota is than Ford. Just friendly banter.

    I want to return the favour every second week or so.

    Any jokes/memes about how crappy Toyoto is or if it involves Ford upping Toyota, even better!
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    Default Re: Joking with Toyota

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    I have a friend who drives a Toyota Hilux and he regularly sends me jokes/memes about how bad Ford is or how much better Toyota is than Ford. Just friendly banter.

    I want to return the favour every second week or so.

    Any jokes/memes about how crappy Toyoto is or if it involves Ford upping Toyota, even better!
    The messages that your friend is sending you are not jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOY4X4 View Post
    The messages that your friend is sending you are not jokes.
    With a name like that you are not suppose to be in the Ford section!
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    Default Re: Joking with Toyota

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    I have a friend who drives a Toyota Hilux and he regularly sends me jokes/memes about how bad Ford is or how much better Toyota is than Ford. Just friendly banter.

    I want to return the favour every second week or so.

    Any jokes/memes about how crappy Toyoto is or if it involves Ford upping Toyota, even better!
    You will struggle to find much material Andrew but yes I used to get ragged by jealous mates when I had a Landy Defender

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    I have a friend who drives a Toyota Hilux and he regularly sends me jokes/memes about how bad Ford is or how much better Toyota is than Ford. Just friendly banter.

    I want to return the favour every second week or so.

    Any jokes/memes about how crappy Toyoto is or if it involves Ford upping Toyota, even better!
    That muffled rustle you can sometimes hear on a quiet night in the bush is not a light breeze blowing through the grass, in fact it is the sound of Toyotas slowly rusting away.
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    Get a 2nd hand Pajero and nobody will mess with you

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    When I drove Landy for 25 years all my mates ragged me.

    Now that I drive Toyota they still rag me.

    I do miss my landy but the peace of mind I have is that if it breaks in Nossob I guarantee you there is someone in the camp who can fix it.

    Do what I did, grew a thick skin and laughed it off, each to his own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    With a name like that you are not suppose to be in the Ford section!
    Ya, but I'm a closet Raptor fan.......try and keep it under your hat.

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    I also have plenty Hilux friends, and they spam our WhatsApp group with Ford jokes,

    I just laugh it off because i can see how they are eyeing out my Widtrak with envy when we are together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    With a name like that you are not suppose to be in the Ford section!
    He was only Toying...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    I have a friend who drives a Toyota Hilux and he regularly sends me jokes/memes about how bad Ford is or how much better Toyota is than Ford. Just friendly banter.

    I want to return the favour every second week or so.

    Any jokes/memes about how crappy Toyoto is or if it involves Ford upping Toyota, even better!
    I get some from time to time, and love sending them to my toy mates. None of them ever find it funny though, maybe they don't have a sense of humor?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrew123 View Post
    I have a friend who drives a Toyota Hilux and he regularly sends me jokes/memes about how bad Ford is or how much better Toyota is than Ford. Just friendly banter.

    I want to return the favour every second week or so.

    Any jokes/memes about how crappy Toyoto is or if it involves Ford upping Toyota, even better!
    Tell him the Toyota is a ford but with a different brand badge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ejay View Post
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    People that drive Toyotas are called Toyota Witnesses.
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    Us Toyota folk don't respond to these jokes. We are too busy rolling our vehicles back onto their wheels after swerving for a moose.
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    Geez guys..No need to even try bash a toyota driver..He is already driving toyota,no need to kick a man thats down already


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    Don't joke with the Toyota crowd; for some reason they take it seriously.
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