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  1. #181
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    What about Roosters that identify as Hens?

  2. #182
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    Yeah well anything is possible in our upside down world'
    Even hens identifying as roosters

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    I'm pretty sure I've got it. This next riddle tells us a lot about ourselves!

    Billy the boet from Potgietersrus
    ran a successful garden service

    He was saving his dough
    for who could know

    when he will meet Miss Right
    This lead to the odd fight

    with his mamma so caring;
    "move out and be more daring!"

    One day he was dragged
    to a funeral of some hag

    whom he had never met
    But it was there he met the lovely Sunette

    daughter of the lady being buried
    his jaw dropped, his heartbeat felt hurried

    but he mustered the courage to ask for her name;
    no moment before ever felt the same.

    He was broken to hear
    she lived in Maclear

    and would leave the next morning.
    He could never return to his life so boring

    and the two danced the night away
    he begged her to stay

    but she said no way
    I have pets at home, perhaps some other day?

    Feeling dejected
    but far from rejected

    Sunette was all he could think of
    His mother backed off

    giving him space
    "gather your thoughts, find your own place!"

    So a week passed but you'll be aghast
    to hear Billy's mom passed

    in a most brutal manner
    bludgeoned to death with a spanner

    Billy was careful when he committed the crime
    he didn't spend a single dime until such time

    he was cleared of suspicion
    laying his mother to rest was a mission

    for he swore he was out with a bloke
    and the two shared some rums with Coke

    the bloke corroborated the story
    for Billy arrived with no signs of gory

    on his body and clothes
    courtesy of sunlight and a hose.

    Why did Billy do it?
    2001 Gen 3 Pajero swb 3.2 Di-D

  4. #184
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    So the girlie Sunette would return for the funeral
    ZS1ETphonehome

  5. #185
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    Quote Originally Posted by EHoffmann View Post
    So the girlie Sunette would return for the funeral
    You psycho! Yes.
    Last edited by Jens78; 2021/01/21 at 08:03 PM.
    2001 Gen 3 Pajero swb 3.2 Di-D

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  7. #186
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    You psycho! Yes.
    haha ye thats how the brain works



    Two things you can't have for breakfast?


    And I assume no one is using googlelina to look for the answers........
    ZS1ETphonehome

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    Quote Originally Posted by EHoffmann View Post
    haha ye thats how the brain works



    Two things you can't have for breakfast?


    And I assume no one is using googlelina to look for the answers........
    Sand and a brick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FantomBadger View Post
    Sand and a brick?
    not really
    ZS1ETphonehome

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    Quote Originally Posted by EHoffmann View Post
    not really
    Lunch and dinner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    Lunch and dinner
    yebo
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    How can one contract AIDS from a toilet seat?
    2001 Gen 3 Pajero swb 3.2 Di-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    How can one contract AIDS from a toilet seat?
    Signing on the dotted line ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HobieDave View Post
    Signing on the dotted line ...
    No. I don't get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ama-newbie View Post
    How was that valid in the 70's
    Yup, probably had my time frame wrong.
    Ok nie meer vandag se kind nie.
    Make it happen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    No. I don't get it?
    Sorry about that, wrong paste.

    The answer should have been - when you sit down before the other person vacates the seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HobieDave View Post
    Sorry about that, wrong paste.

    The answer should have been - when you sit down before the other person vacates the seat.
    Yes, filthy joke! 😳 Over to you!
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    That joke was told to me by a 12 year old...

    In a plane crash, every single person was killed. But there were eight survivors. How or why..

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    Single soos in enkel lopend, los dan 4 getroude paartjies

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    Heeltemal reg, jou beurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HobieDave View Post
    Sorry about that, wrong paste.

    The answer should have been - when you sit down before the other person vacates the seat.
    Where did you copy from?
    Always think: Could this be sarcasm?

    André Opperman

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