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    I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghouwens View Post
    Moses was never in the ark!
    Well done, please carry on
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    Quote Originally Posted by tdejongh View Post
    I have no life, but I can die. What am I?
    Flame
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    Flame
    Or battery. Over to you :-)
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    The sound of a man falling from the top of a five-story building: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *doof!*".
    From a 25-story building: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *deep breath* whaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! *doof!*"
    What would he sound like falling from the top of a two-story building?
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    Same man? Surely he's dead by now and wouldn't make a sound?

    Except *doof* of course
    Last edited by Ama-newbie; 2021/01/21 at 06:00 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ama-newbie View Post
    Same man? Surely he's dead by now and wouldn't make a sound?
    Different scenarios, hypothetically speaking.
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  9. #168
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ama-newbie View Post
    Same man? Surely he's dead by now and wouldn't make a sound?

    Except *doof* of course
    You know what, close enough. I was actually looking for "F##! *doof!* Whaaaaaaayayayayayayaaaaaa....".
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    W..oof

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfriqueDS View Post
    W..oof
    Cool one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    You know what, close enough. I was actually looking for "F##! *doof!* Whaaaaaaayayayayayayaaaaaa....".
    LoL

    I've had a few goes, so I pass on to AfriqueDS - he was also close...

    Over to you...
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    What speaks without a mouth,
    Hears without ears,
    Has no body,
    But comes alive with wind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfriqueDS View Post
    What speaks without a mouth,
    Hears without ears,
    Has no body,
    But comes alive with wind?
    Duplicate of post #59 - try again...?
    Rob Kirk

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    Best of all : 4L/100km, town driving and pinning it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nys View Post
    OK, here is mine:

    I speak without a mouth
    and hear without ears
    I have no body,
    but I come alive with wind.

    What am I?
    Sorry Afrique, it's been done!
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    Hahah - first time I see this Fred. did not look back

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    Quote Originally Posted by AfriqueDS View Post
    Hahah - first time I see this Fred. did not look back
    Gooi een!
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    A rooster lays an egg on the barn roof.

    which way did it roll?
    Left
    Right
    Did not roll
    Cracked

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    Roosters don't lay eggs!
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    Roosters don't lay eggs.
    If my post insulted you, wonder where the smiley went .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jens78 View Post
    Roosters don't lay eggs!
    too easy

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