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    Last one before I leave the office...

    An American passenger aeroplane crashes into a mountain on the border between France and Italy. In which country would the survivors be buried?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gazza1210 View Post
    Last one before I leave the office...

    An American passenger aeroplane crashes into a mountain on the border between France and Italy. In which country would the survivors be buried?
    survivors won't get buried
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    survivors won't get buried
    No not often!

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    How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
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    It's the only one that 8 9 (ate nine)?
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    How is seven different from the rest of the numbers between one and ten?
    Are you referring to the english 7 or german 7
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    It's the only one that 8 9 (ate nine)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MANDREAS View Post
    Are you referring to the english 7 or german 7
    yes seven, not sieben
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    Seven is the only one with two syllables
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    It's the only number that has two syllables...?

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    Seven is the only one with two syllables
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    Sorry I just had to because I have a good one

    What is red and bad for your teeth?
    I remember this joke from school

    but you don't get them in red anymore!!!
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    Well if you start going down that train of thought, it's probably something like a brick or something. Not that you get many red bricks these days...
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    Well that too but its more blocky
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