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    You Know You Have A Real Jeep (Are A Real Jeeper) If . . .
    1. You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
    2. You take your date home early on a Saturday night so you can work on your Jeep
    3. You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain
    4. You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark
    5. You roll it over and don't get upset
    6. Your Mom or your sister can't get in without help
    7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
    8. You feel nauseous when you see a RAV-4 or a Chevy Tracker
    9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
    10. A low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you, and you want to get out and slap the driver
    11. It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
    12. You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
    13. You take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail; I don't see a trail!"
    14. You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
    15. You can see OVER a Suburban
    16. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
    17. Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
    18. It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are off
    19. You drive around to look at Christmas lights . . . topless
    20. You change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
    21. Your "Parts Department" is on blocks behind your house
    22. You take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
    23. You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield
    24. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
    25. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
    26. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
    27. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
    28. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left your top
    29. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
    30. Even worse, the car wash won't let you in
    31. You fix almost everything yourself
    32. You feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
    33. You have the phone numbers for all of your favorite mail-order accessory houses memorized
    34. You have all your credit card numbers memorized
    35. You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
    36. You get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm . . . and get paid for it
    37. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it
    38. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
    39. You are dating the Service, Parts, or Sales Manager at your local Jeep dealership
    40. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
    41. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway
    42. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
    43. After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?", the next question is always: "And you do this for fun, right?"
    44. Your criteria for selecting a "significant other" includes auto repair skills--air tools optional
    45. You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule
    46. You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos"
    47. You know the exact story behind every one (see above)
    48. When someone refers to "The Good Book", you think of "The Jeep Owner's Bible"
    49. You keep trying to convince your significant other to allow you to remove the doors on the family minivan
    50. Your Jeep no longer fits in the garage
    51. You always have your drinks "on the rocks"
    52. You think that any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
    53. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps
    54. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
    55. You know your ring gear size, but not your wedding ring size
    56. All of your shirts have some sort of grease or oil stains, or battery acid holes, from not planning on working on your (or a friend's) Jeep
    57. You have a dirt berm at the end of your driveway from the mud that got washed off of your Jeep
    58. You think that an "airline" is something that connects your differential to your air compressor
    59. You stop trying to get the dirt out from under your fingernails
    60. You buy parts for your Jeep instead of food for your family
    61. You spend Super Bowl Sunday turning wrenches rather than watching the game
    62. Your e-mail address refers to your Jeep rather than you
    63. Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms
    64. You have enough spare parts to build another Jeep
    65. You have Jeep parts in your cubicle at work
    66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom
    67. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
    68. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
    69. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
    70. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
    71. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
    72. The Service Department has to let all of the air out of your front tires in order to reach the engine
    73. Your wallet is always empty!
    FOUND THIS ON A JEEP SITE

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    1998 Cherokee, 8 inch long arm kit,35 kl-71,s d44 front, 14 bolt rear, 4.56 gears locked. HD front and rear bumpers, rock sliders
    1998 Disco 1 H/Duty. 454ci v8 th350 auto np205 t/case, d60 h/d front, 14 bolt rear. under construction

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    Amazing how many of these statements are true!!


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    Excellent.
    Just remember with point 10 - those drivers slap back hey!
    Was jeepers now Toy man

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    45: Proof that Biggles isn't a reel Jeeper!


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    74) You have more photos of your Jeep than of your significant other.

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    75) you know the Jeep error codes better that you do your personal telephone numbers.
    LC 78 Troopie 1HD-FTE
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    76) When you number 76 to make the Rhino Challenge!

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    66. You have to wash your hands before you go to the restroom - LMAO

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    77: When you use your Jeep as a wedding car
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    I am not a complete idiot - there are still some parts missing
    Please don't send me a PM without direct contact details
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frans View Post
    77: When you use your Jeep as a wedding car
    Frans, that one is the best.
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    no. 78
    Your verandah furnture has to be moved to mae space for your mates jeep..
    se attached pc...
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    1998 Cherokee, 8 inch long arm kit,35 kl-71,s d44 front, 14 bolt rear, 4.56 gears locked. HD front and rear bumpers, rock sliders
    1998 Disco 1 H/Duty. 454ci v8 th350 auto np205 t/case, d60 h/d front, 14 bolt rear. under construction

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    79: Your 5 yr old throws a tantrum because his birthday Jeep cake's grill doesn't have the right number of slots...



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    Quote Originally Posted by charlatan View Post
    79: Your 5 yr old throws a tantrum because his birthday Jeep cake's grill doesn't have the right number of slots...

    8) that is the COOLEST birtday cake i have ever seen
    except for the grille
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    80:when you can actually use "i pulled someone out of a ditch" as an excuse for being late for work
    81:On cold days you rotate your hands between the steering wheel and under your bum!
    82:when your constantly loosing sunglasses from them flying off your dash into oncoming traffic every time you take the doors and top off.
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    83:when you don't want to take the 5 day vacation you have planned to visit family because you won't be able to drive your jeep.
    84:You get funny looks at the stop like in the rain with the top and doors off..and all you can do is laugh.
    85:you need a step ladder to get the mud off the top of the jeep
    86:you can drive around for a week in FWD while your rear d.s. is at the propshaft people
    87:when your neighbors kids are taking cell phone pictures of you with the doors of pulling out of the driveway
    88:you know you drive a jeep when your more excited about the parts coming in the mail, than getting your paycheck.
    89:while driving and looking the other way a jeep passes you and you realize it after it's too late to wave........and you feel bad about it
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    90:when you hope something will break... so you can "repair it" with the best upgrade on the market
    91:you know you drive a jeep when people ask how did you get mud on your dash
    92:when you take the "shortcut" on your way home from work but really it takes an extra 10 minutes.
    93:When you are actively trying to engineer a way to not kill your battery by leaving the radio on for five days at a time so your jeep won't get lonely while you are out of town working.
    94:when your friends ask where your getting your couch for your apt. and you simply say, the Jeep, when they're confused you have explain that your backseat is removable so it is becoming a couch.
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    95. When SWAMBO says: What the hell is that? Frowning and pointing at your mud covered side steps, that you removed because they have hung you up on one rock to many, and the are "temporarily" lying on the tiles in the lounge.
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    96. There are many places to stick your 4x4 Community Sticker on a Jeep. This is of course where a real Jeeper would stick it.
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    It's a J e e p thing...........you would'nt understand!!
    Ek ry met stok-ou Jeeps, want dan dink almal ek's al lankal ryk!!
    Gee vir my 'n Coke......skoon Coke......met 'n dubbel Brannas in asseblief!!

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    Hennie where do we get those stickers?
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    Default terug by die b-day koek

    My swaar van 34 wou dit gehad het vir sy b-day , ongelukkig is hy n landy freak
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