One for the LR boys - too funny not to share





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    Default One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    sorry guys but this is too funny not to share
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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Hehe. That is really funny
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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    It's funny but it's also old, been around a while #sÍmanet

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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Quote Originally Posted by Miems View Post
    It's funny but it's also old, been around a while #sÍmanet

    Looks to me like that VW is leaking oil. Germans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyyahhey View Post
    Looks to me like that VW is leaking oil. Germans.
    My very first vehicle was a VW Variant station wagon, I go introduced to the double lubricating system of german engineering, I used to stop at a garage to fill up on oil and check the petrol. That car was heavy on oil, really heavy, but I loved it as much as what I love my Defender. If I could keep it I would have

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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Quote Originally Posted by Miems View Post
    It's funny but it's also old, been around a while #sÍmanet
    Ouch!?



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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Dit lyk erger as wat 'n Hadida kan doen

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarryCH View Post
    Dit lyk erger as wat 'n Hadida kan doen
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    You Guys got me worried.......I'm on the verge of stepping into the Dark, Mysterious Abyss of Defender ownership some time soon.........

    But yes on a positive Note - at least I can claim back VAT on repairs
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petri Oosthuizen View Post
    You Guys got me worried.......I'm on the verge of stepping into the Dark, Mysterious Abyss of Defender ownership some time soon.........

    But yes on a positive Note - at least I can claim back VAT on repairs
    You can claim the VAT if the vehicle is on company name but you pay perks tax on it if it is not a pool car. Pool car has to stay at place of work and used only occasionally for private use Good idea to keep at work to save the paving at home. You can have V8 as petrol is 28% cheaper for it.

    Try to find one sold for R10 000.00 and spend R100 000.00 to fix it. It is really good deal (And this is no joke)
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    No one checks where vehicles "sleep" in Bethlehem.

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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Quote Originally Posted by Petri Oosthuizen View Post
    You Guys got me worried.......I'm on the verge of stepping into the Dark, Mysterious Abyss of Defender ownership some time soon.........

    But yes on a positive Note - at least I can claim back VAT on repairs
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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Ek moet seker maar

    1) 'n Paar Landy jokes beginne leer

    2) Leer om vir ander Landy okes te waai

    3) Seker maak my nuut gevonde Landy Kameraad waai, en wys nie ek moet stop en help nie

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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Quote Originally Posted by Petri Oosthuizen View Post
    Ek moet seker maar

    1) 'n Paar Landy jokes beginne leer

    2) Leer om vir ander Landy okes te waai

    3) Seker maak my nuut gevonde Landy Kameraad waai, en wys nie ek moet stop en help nie

    Onthou ook om half uur vroor te ry vir afspraak wat 10k van jou af is
    Net om die landy genoeg tyd te gee om daar te kom "


    Maar onthou dis darem nie Tuna nie so jy Landy gaan nie net sommer op sy rug le om jou die maagie te wys nie
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    Stopping for petrol/diesel and having a bunch of attendants swarming around your car, pumping tyres, cleaning windows, throwing out rubbish bringing you tins of oil while you work the dipstick like a fencing foil while making sure you do not spill while pouring, all points to the fact that you care for you car.

    People will admire you for that.
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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Quote Originally Posted by Veneficus View Post
    Oil leak on Land Rover is standard accessory
    That does not mean it will fail quickly
    The oil leak is similar to a John Deer baler lube system.

    The leak on a Landrover is to lube all the suspension joints and linkages while travelling. Very Clever.
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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    I had the same thing with a 4.7HO when a conrod decided it needed some fresh air. The poor rollback truck was soaked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veneficus View Post
    Oil leak on Land Rover is standard accessory
    That does not mean it will fail quickly
    Exactly, mine has been leaking oil for 19 years now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Petri Oosthuizen View Post
    Ek moet seker maar

    1) 'n Paar Landy jokes beginne leer

    2) Leer om vir ander Landy okes te waai

    3) Seker maak my nuut gevonde Landy Kameraad waai, en wys nie ek moet stop en help nie

    Petri as jy n Landy het dan begin jy vanself Landy jokes uit dink.
    Dan die ouens want ander brands ry voel hierdie diepe drang om vir jou Landy jokes te vertel.
    Dis gewoonlik die tipe jokes wat almal al gehoor het
    Lyk my daai ou series het jou wragtag weer aan gesteek
    Last edited by FWM; 2019/10/24 at 08:39 AM.
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    Default Re: One for the LR boys - too funny not to share

    Quote Originally Posted by Petri Oosthuizen View Post
    Ek moet seker maar

    1) 'n Paar Landy jokes beginne leer

    2) Leer om vir ander Landy okes te waai

    3) Seker maak my nuut gevonde Landy Kameraad waai, en wys nie ek moet stop en help nie

    As jy 'n LR t-shirt in jou kas hang is daar na 2 dae 'n olie kol.

    Moenie 'n LR naby jou kamer venster parkeer nie, anders breek hy jou wakker.

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