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    Default Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    With this being a community forum and having the general well being of everyone in mind, one would want to warn others about potential pitfalls, risks or just perhaps general things that could pop up during the normal course of life. Unexpected or perhaps, often unplanned for happenings which could put a spanner in the works. Or not, depending on, as Estee so eloquently stated one's temperament.

    So herewith and without any prejudice, after unpacking the stuff from the Triton tonight, I wish to state that the dubious and suspect rum called Tipo Tinto does in fact format one's hard drive ( Markus's true words here on the forum) as no sane person would sleep like I did last night while on a one night sleep over camp after having almost polished a vessel of previously mentioned poison.

    Had a tent packed for the stay over and all the goeters but eventually thought I don't feel like the schlep of packing up in the morning with pegs and what nots as the rum helped me decide. I have done this more times than I care to remember though so it ain't nuttin new but still, it hurts the long 2 meter frame that doesn't fit so lekker behind the seats.

    But in my defense, I was showered and dressed for work at 5am and still had time to stop for coffee on the hour trip back to the office.
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Amarok milk bottle

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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    That stuff is poison, please give me a shout when you in Ponta again so we can have a few dops. I will stick to whiskey though

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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    A mate of mine was once in a similar situation. He slept in a Jeep. But the funny part was him getting into the Jeep.
    He was standing there swinging a bit, then said the next time the Jeep comes past he is going to make a jump for it to get in. And so he did..
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Tipo Tinto word gemaak van uitveŽrs, as jy daai goed drink onthou jy nie veel die volgende dag nie..

    Tipo Tinto it are made of rubber erasers, if you drink thet stuff, you can't remember so lekker...

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    Tipo Tinto is distilled from a cheap sugar wash fermentation and then has colour added.

    I have been known to drink 25 doubles in a row at White Sands, although I'm sure I cannot remember that, all I know is I woke up next to the Barra lagoon being eaten alive by sand flies..........ek dink my naam is nog Írens op 'n dakbalk geskryf in die pub.
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Amateurs...
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    There is still left... You went to work and there is still left!!...
    If Force is not the solution, not enough of it was applied....

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    Anyone who drinks Tipo Tinto more than once in their life has only themselves to blame.

    I blame myself often...

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    Even me.... These R n R's must be distilled with some weed as well. Nonthing makes your eyes half mast like those...

    I buy the 750 bottle and a six pack of the premix. (Because they already have the legit morango in, they are just not "strong" enough). So you take a large glass, fill with ice. Add a tot and a half of Tinto and ten top up with the premix bottle... It's like your sitting on the beach!
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Quote Originally Posted by New View Post
    ... It's like your sitting on the beach!
    It's great getting drunk at the beach, it's not so sore when you fall over.
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    Strange thing about this whole R&R thing is that most people refer to it a Rum and Raspberry, however, the Fanta Morango n Mozambique is actually Fanta Strawberry! Useless fact, but something you can make conversation about when you next drink R&R, and then again the following day (you won't remember talking about it), and the next, and the next...

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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Madsen View Post
    That stuff is poison, please give me a shout when you in Ponta again so we can have a few dops. I will stick to whiskey though
    Thanks for the invite Wayne, I don't see myself going there in the foreseeable future though. But when in Richards Bay, pop in and we'll have a wee dram of something. If you come in February I will brew some amaganu ( marula beer) which puts this Tipo nonsense to shame

    EDIT: Hoping to have the forum sticker for you by then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Madsen View Post
    That stuff is poison, please give me a shout when you in Ponta again so we can have a few dops. I will stick to whiskey though
    We'll be there for Strab.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pietsweis View Post
    There is still left... You went to work and there is still left!!...
    Indeed, one still has to show some decorum
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Quote Originally Posted by New View Post
    Even me.... These R n R's must be distilled with some weed as well. Nonthing makes your eyes half mast like those...

    I buy the 750 bottle and a six pack of the premix. (Because they already have the legit morango in, they are just not "strong" enough). So you take a large glass, fill with ice. Add a tot and a half of Tinto and ten top up with the premix bottle... It's like your sitting on the beach!
    I often take the premix ones to the beach for me and the Blonde, easy and convenient. Even the waves want to taste, as you can see here.
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Thanks Riaan will definitely make a plan, my wife and I do our big shops your side .
    Quote Originally Posted by Riaan van Wyk View Post
    Thanks for the invite Wayne, I don't see myself going there in the foreseeable future though. But when in Richards Bay, pop in and we'll have a wee dram of something. If you come in February I will brew some amaganu ( marula beer) which puts this Tipo nonsense to shame

    EDIT: Hoping to have the forum sticker for you by then.

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    Lekka see you then Jelo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Madsen View Post
    Lekka see you then Jelo
    just be aware that I get worse when I've had a few........
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    Default Re: Tipo Tinto and sleeping on a Triton Clubcab bench seat

    Tipo is evil.
    I fell down a well got bitten on bum by a dog. Girlfriend chased me away when I got home with a kikoi wrapped around my head instead of my waist.

    I still drink it if I want an entertaining night out.

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