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    Default Landrover and Toyota owner conversation

    A Toyota owner was seated next to a Landrover owner on an airplane and he turned to him and said....
    " Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with fellow passenger."
    The Landrover owner , who had just started reading his book, replied to the total stranger.....
    " What would you like to talk about?"
    " Oh I don't know," said the Toyota owner.
    " How about why Landrovers leaks oil.... or why Landrovers brakes cranks ...or why Landrovers speedo's is way out"
    " Ok, " he said. " Those could be interesting topics but let me ask You a question first.
    A horse , a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff-grass.
    Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
    Why do you suppose that is?"
    The Toyota owner, visibly surprised by the Landrover owner's intelligence......
    Thinks about it and says, "Hmmmmmmmm, I have no idea."
    To which the Landrover owner replies,
    " Do you really feel qualified to discuss Landrovers.....
    When you don't know sh1t
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    Default Re: Landrover and Toyota owner conversation

    Catchy title, disappointing content.

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    Default Re: Landrover and Toyota owner conversation

    Quote Originally Posted by tashtego9 View Post
    Catchy title, disappointing content.
    Obviously..... you dont know sh1t either :-)
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    Default Re: Landrover and Toyota owner conversation

    Quote Originally Posted by TwinDisco View Post
    Obviously..... you dont know sh1t either :-)
    i dont know anything about landrovers eiter.....

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    Default Re: Landrover and Toyota owner conversation

    Knowing something about ##### as a farmer, I know a bit of landrovers also, as it was my first 4x4.
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