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    The other half is totally going to blow a headgasket when she gets home tonight.
    I can't wait.
    I wonder what het comeback might be.
    There's only 3 reasons to stand up : to get the remote , to go to the bathroom or because you're the Real Slim Shady.

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    When she sees this she's going to make herself the only half....
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    You are a brave man!

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    Hopefully you left the toilet seat up as well
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    Quote Originally Posted by nisjeep View Post
    I wonder what het comeback might be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie100 View Post
    Hopefully you left the toilet seat up as well
    That would guarantee armageddon, never mind your own slow, painful demise.
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    Nya, immediately after the photo he replaced the toilet roll, no man is so dumb or brave
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    This is going to end bad. Remember to take pics!!
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    Remember there are NO spares for that gasket when it blows.
    Only sometimes time helps.
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    From the hospital bed. Rather take a 4x4 magazine with you to the toilet. That way your mind will be occupied and won't come up with these highly dangerous ideas.
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    Do you have constipation , she will klap all the "sh≠t out of you .
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    Dirk might as well add RIP - 22/07/2019 below your name now
    Always think: Could this be sarcasm?

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    I must add that she has plenty up her sleeve. Like pretending to engage the hub on her side , then watch me squirming/cursing when I get stuck repeatedly...
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    If things start to go south tell her you’re practicing for Minute to Win it.

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    Blame the kids, if you don't have kids, blame the dog
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    How to annoy the wife

    all I have to do is get out of bed in the morning
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    If something bothers YOU, then YOU sort it out - dont blame and yell at the poor husband...


    PS - I am NOT married T G !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stranger View Post
    How to annoy the wife

    all I have to do is get out of bed in the morning
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy.

    Other times I let her sleep in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    Sometimes I wake up grumpy.

    Other times I let her sleep in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nisjeep View Post
    The other half is totally going to blow a headgasket when she gets home tonight.
    I can't wait.
    I wonder what het comeback might be.
    Has the will been read yet?
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