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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hamtheman View Post
    Tell him how silly he is to bring a knife to a gun fight

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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    Oops sorry, interrupted by a treadmill and some blood tests.

    And the answer is.

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    Ask him if he is contracted in or out of medical aid.
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

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    If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do?
    Ask him where I should swipe my card
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    I'd reach into my pants and throw a handful of fresh warm poo in his eyes then run like hell..

    Seriously, though, every situation is different, but the state of my wallet will leave him temporarily as despondent as I normally am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnoK View Post
    I'd reach into my pants and throw a handful of fresh warm poo in his eyes then run like hell..
    Which brings up another question. Do people really poo when confronted $heet scared.
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    Which brings up another question. Do people really poo when confronted $heet scared.
    Depends what they had for lunch
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    If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do?
    Balance him with a piece of 9mm lead in the ear!
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

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    Which brings up another question. Do people really poo when confronted $heet scared.
    I suspect that I might...
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    I would provide him with directions to the nearest bank.

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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffy View Post
    Which brings up another question. Do people really poo when confronted $heet scared.
    How did the visit go?
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Sleep does wonders. I now click what the masked man thing is all about.

    Clever work Fluffy.

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    How did the visit go?
    hope you are ok
    Fine thank you.

    He told me to stay away from E-Toll threads and get more exercise.
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Why does the excersise thing always have to come up? We drive 4x4's after all.
    You would think the doctors could afford to drive a decent car!

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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hamtheman View Post
    Tell him how silly he is to bring a knife to a gun fight
    For the most part it's silly bringing a gun to a knife fight if he's close enough to touch you. Or at least 7m (upgraded to about 10m) according to the FBI.
    Other than that you're right.

    That said, I'm pretty sure my knife will leave pretty marks in my defence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Die SwartKat View Post
    I'm tempted to have this fred diverge into three parts by starting a discussion on why on earth doctors simply cannot be on time. Never ever.

    They just cant. It has been discussed before, but I don't buy the explanations/reasons offered.
    That is why they have waiting rooms for you to wait in. If they were on time they would have an empty room that they were paying rent for and would then have to charge you less.

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    If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do?
    Depends on what he is going to cut out. And I will demand anesthesia.
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    Fine thank you.

    He told me to stay away from E-Toll threads and get more exercise.
    Hehehehe so we finally agree that in one form or other E-toll is bad for you

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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    The answer is - you won't know till it happens. About 25 years back (I was still quite young and still fresh from many trips to the border) stopped in Umtata at a filling station. Left the wife and a 6 month old baby in the car an went into the toilet - with my wallet (yes I know, but these were better times). Smallish guy came in with a knife and I thought - "I can take you and get out". 2nd guy came in with a knife - a similar, less positive thought. 3rd guy came in - I handed over my wallet.

    It is situational and you don't know how you'll react.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gavpike View Post
    The answer is - you won't know till it happens. About 25 years back (I was still quite young and still fresh from many trips to the border) stopped in Umtata at a filling station. Left the wife and a 6 month old baby in the car an went into the toilet - with my wallet (yes I know, but these were better times). Smallish guy came in with a knife and I thought - "I can take you and get out". 2nd guy came in with a knife - a similar, less positive thought. 3rd guy came in - I handed over my wallet.
    It is situational and you don't know how you'll react.
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    Default Re: If a masked man with a knife demanded money, what would you do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tony Weaver View Post
    Three surgeons! Did your medical aid pay?
    No - I was in my self payment gap.
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