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    Default In this thread, we give bad advice

    The best way to commit suicide is to saw off your head.

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    Get married early in life. As early if possible. Preferably whilst a teenager. Don't worry about college. The most important thing is getting married... and having children. Lots of them.

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    Always whittle towards yourself & pee against the wind.

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    Searching in the dark for a gas leak can lead to unfortunate collisions with hard objects. If in doubt use a lighter or candle.

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    Your poem is very good. You should quit your job and write poetry full time.
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    When your 10 year old ask to go to the "No Direction" concert................say yes, and go and enjoy it with her, an experience of a lifetime..................!!
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    The safest place to drive is hard up against the bumper of the car in front. The main factor in accidents is the difference in the speed of the two cars, so to keep that to a minimum, tailgate them.
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    Repeat yourself.

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    I hate it when people talk when I want to chip in....

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    If you are over 40 and have a good sized gut on you, a pair of speedos is a great look at the beach or poolside.
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    Never ever try and revive a braai fire with petrol. Idiot guest nearly burnt the lodge down and nearly blew himself away last week.
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    If at first you do not succeed...then skydiving is not for you

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    If your your ladder isn't long enough, tie another one on the end with baler twine. Nothing can go wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shemula View Post
    Never ever try and revive a braai fire with petrol. Idiot guest nearly burnt the lodge down and nearly blew himself away last week.
    We're trying to give BAD advice here

    You might have said "If your braai fire is dying and needs reviving, nothing works as well as a couple of litres of petrol".
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    no !

    ALWAYS try to revive the fire with petrol, or thinners!!!
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    If your car lights don't work, drive with your hazards on

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeAG View Post

    Get married early in life. As early if possible. Preferably whilst a teenager. Don't worry about college. The most important thing is getting married... and having children. Lots of them.

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    Hey...this is Africa....that is not bad advice, that is the only advise they know
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    Don't worry about overloading, if the stuff on the back of the bakkie don't touch the bridge all is fine

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    If you'r child does not want to stay in their car seat, don't worry about it, it shows they have a strong will and in today's world that is a good thing

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    The best ratio is 1:200. Add 500ml of.......
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    Alcohol can solve many problems, both physical and mental. Copious amounts are best. Does wonders for the liver.

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    Never lose an opportunity to pedantically point out the innocent and irrelevant mistakes of others as, in the long run, they will get over being peed off by it and will eventually come round to like and admire you for doing so.
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