Barry Roux quotes in court.

**Metalmachine** · 2014/03/25, 11:36 AM

Regardless of the case which I don't want to discuss, I find the quotes of Barry Roux extremely funny and is worth sharing.

If you have others to add, please do so.

Barry Roux -

"Yes my Lady" and "Have you got it my Lady?"
"What if I put it to you"
"I am going to make it easy for you"
"I want you to consider the following and I want you to think very carefully about what your not going to tell me after I have asked you my question"
"Don't worry, we will come back to that point at a later stage for more discussion where I will show you"
"Just think about it carefully before you answer, use this opportunity I am giving you"
"What if I put it to you that my deaf friend screams with his hands if he is nervous"
" What if I put it to you that my dog barks like a cat if its nervous?"
"I put it to you that today is Friday, do you accept that?" " That it is the day after Thursday, would you agree?" " Just for a moment consider its also the day before Saturday?"

**Gaitshi Gubib** · 2014/03/25, 11:47 AM

Barry "What.if" Roux

**Johnna** · 2014/03/25, 11:58 AM

Just heard "To paginate the page number" what the heck is that?

**Gaitshi Gubib** · 2014/03/25, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by Johnna

Just heard "To paginate the page number" what the heck is that?

Something like a 'new innovation'

**Johnna** · 2014/03/25, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Gaitshi Gubib

Something like a 'new innovation'

Or like when Oscar killed her dead

**James MacKay** · 2014/03/25, 12:27 PM

I must say that facing Barry Roux is no joke, but he is hilarious.

**LeonP** · 2014/03/25, 12:39 PM

"i understand that, its not what i'm asking"

**Bostokkelos** · 2014/03/25, 12:58 PM

"sir i put it to you...you said that this man stole your car'.... yes.... " can it not be possible that it wasnt him that stole your car but actually his wifes husband that stole the banks car seeing that it is not paid off?"....yes" ok so are you sure you even had the car?"...no.."then sir, why dop you claim its your car?" uhm... " sir you are trying to mislead this court room and have been driving with Wesbanks car the last three years..?" yes ...uhm no.... but i paid..."sir we all paid"

**RMackay** · 2014/03/25, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by Metalmachine

Regardless of the case which I don't want to discuss, I find the quotes of Barry Roux extremely funny and is worth sharing.

If you have others to add, please do so.

Barry Roux -

"Yes my Lady" and "Have you got it my Lady?"
"What if I put it to you"
"I am going to make it easy for you"
"I want you to consider the following and I want you to think very carefully about what your not going to tell me after I have asked you my question"
"Don't worry, we will come back to that point at a later stage for more discussion where I will show you"
"Just think about it carefully before you answer, use this opportunity I am giving you"
"What if I put it to you that my deaf friend screams with his hands if he is nervous"
" What if I put it to you that my dog barks like a cat if its nervous?"
"I put it to you that today is Friday, do you accept that?" " That it is the day after Thursday, would you agree?" " Just for a moment consider its also the day before Saturday?"

I agree, he's hilarious... but he drives my wife up the wall with his tone...

**Damdan** · 2014/03/25, 02:51 PM

I think he is childish and sooo boring.
Although this is a serious matter he is clearly taking the mikey, not just wrt the witnesses but wrt to the whole proceedings.
And of course there is also the matter of trying to look like a hero in the eyes of the world.
All in all a performance fit for a clown.

**Metalmachine** · 2014/03/25, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by Damdan

I think he is childish and sooo boring.
Although this is a serious matter he is clearly taking the mikey, not just wrt the witnesses but wrt to the whole proceedings.
And of course there is also the matter of trying to look like a hero in the eyes of the world.
All in all a performance fit for a clown.

in all careers there is one who stands out as being the best or at least being one of the best so...

I put it to you......would you agree that he is probably......and I don't want you to go into too much detail with your answer.... would you agree that he is at least one of the best clowns around who is earning R100 000.00 per day? What say you to this question?

**LandyAndy** · 2014/03/25, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Metalmachine

in all careers there is one who stands out as being the best or at least being one of the best so...

I put it to you......would you agree that he is probably......and I don't want you to go into too much detail with your answer.... would you agree that he is at least one of the best clowns around who is earning R100 000.00 per day? What say you to this question?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

**Peter Connan** · 2014/03/25, 05:58 PM

I put it to you

That he is a chop.

**Poen** · 2014/03/25, 07:29 PM

At the rate Barry Roux is stretching the trial out poor Oscar will be a poor man without any resources left by the time his defense team's account is paid!

**Sakkie7** · 2014/03/25, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Poen

At the rate Barry Roux is stretching the trial out poor Oscar will be a poor man without any resources left by the time his defense team's account is paid!

I put it to you that Oscar wont need money for a long time where he is going.

**Tracker** · 2014/03/25, 08:36 PM

He is brilliant, pity we dont have people like him in politics..

**Wayne CH** · 2014/03/26, 11:56 AM

i thought the point of this fred was for us to post funny stuff that Barry has said in the past.
if you want to run him into the ground for what ever reason you might have then start an anti Barry fred.
otherwise find some insane thing he has said and post it here so that we can all have a laugh.
dont worry Damessel, you know that everyone kisses your feet when they need you and calls you not so nice stuff after you have billed them.

**Johnna** · 2014/03/26, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Wayne CH

i thought the point of this fred was for us to post funny stuff that Barry has said in the past.
if you want to run him into the ground for what ever reason you might have then start an anti Barry fred.
otherwise find some insane thing he has said and post it here so that we can all have a laugh.
dont worry Damessel, you know that everyone kisses your feet when they need you and calls you not so nice stuff after you have billed them.

Haha I put it to you that you are quite correct

**Metalmachine** · 2014/03/26, 12:02 PM

"So Captain"......."I am a Colonel not a Captain"......"I beg your pardon Colonel"......"So,...Captain......"

**Dustbin** · 2014/03/26, 12:07 PM

I find this thread strange...

Why start a thread asking everyone to quote what he said that was funny and then you do it all in the first post in any case...

Unless you think that everything that he says is funny

And then some people need a "dink man, dink" from Manny...we all make jokes about the profession of lawyers, but insulting them as a person... I dont know if thats called for.