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    Quote Originally Posted by witklipbank View Post
    Jammer manne, wat is 'n afkorting vir julle? ons vrouens op die web wag in spanning, wees 'n bietjie kreatief asseblief.
    As jy wil aansluit by SWAMBO: HWAL = Hy wat altyd Luister / He who Always Listen.
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    SATOATS - Sick and tired of all the ...
    MOB - Man overboard
    DED - Dop en dam... Usually when the mix is finished, but the fish is not!!!
    MEKW - My eie klein wereld...
    QED - Quite easilly done

    TOYOTA - Tonne ou yster op twee aste... LOL

    PIGs - Pretty Intelligent Guys... That must be me...

    BMW - Bring my wallet...
    TJWSIJKK - Toe jy wakker skrik is jou koffie koud... AKA IN YOUR DREAMS
    WIJ - Waar is jy/julle...

    Chris... Remember this...
    HAPPY WIFE = HAPPY LIFE!!!

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    WTF = Huh? / Wow!

    RTFM = The answer's probably in the instruction booklet.

    GTFO = Please would you be so kind as to leave now.

    STFU = I'd be most grateful if you'd quieten down a bit.

    SSS = Morning ablutions.

    ROTFLMAO = I'm almost smiling. Internally at least. Outwardly nothing even twitched.

    :-) = What I've just written is offensive, I know, but because I put this symbol at the end of the sentence you are not allowed to be upset.

    !!!! = My apologies but I lack the linguistic ability, or just the will, to construct a meaningful sentence that adequately expresses the intensity of my feelings on this matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petdino View Post
    HAPPY WIFE = HAPPY LIFE!!!
    Ain't that the truth!

    And its converse, too: If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

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    And its converse, too: If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

    Tim[/QUOTE]

    Keep Mamma happy... She make you very happy...



    Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
    Last edited by Petdino; 2010/03/02 at 06:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petdino View Post
    Keep Mamma happy... She make you very happy...
    Or, at least, she'll let you live

    Tim
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    and blind faith the one unpardonable sin.
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    iykwim = if you know what i mean

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    My kinders foeter nie met SWAMBO nie. Hulle noem my sommer Heksie!

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    SWAMBI - She Who Must Be Ingored - Skoonma!!!
    Freedom, it's never free.

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    HWAMBO He who always must be obeyed = my man!!

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    Just seen this (boredom I suppose)

    Are we talking Polish now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uys View Post
    Hi all.

    I've by now figured out that SWAMBO is your wife - but where does it come from? There is also a couple of other accronyms on this site that I am not sure about such as IMHO, M2CW etc.

    Could somebody please explain to me, and maybe other new users, what all these stand for?
    THIS question was obviously BEFORE UYS knew everything

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    I always thought SWAMBO stood for:- She Who Admires My Body Only!
    Guess I was wrong huh?
    Your mind is your strongest weapon.
    Then there's.....POWER TOOLS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by steamer View Post
    I always thought SWAMBO stood for:- She Who Admires My Body Only!
    Guess I was wrong huh?
    very wrong there ballie

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randy View Post
    Originally Posted by Uys
    Hi all.

    I've by now figured out that SWAMBO is your wife - but where does it come from? There is also a couple of other accronyms on this site that I am not sure about such as IMHO, M2CW etc.

    Could somebody please explain to me, and maybe other new users, what all these stand for?
    THIS question was obviously BEFORE UYS knew everything

    ROTFLMAO
    Randy hierdie Quote van Uys moet ons onthou. hy maak maar net asof hy alles weet
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    Still don't know 99% of the accronyms, but it doesn't matter. What does DEET stand for?
    "If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost"

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    WEML-What ever major looser

    My wife or should I say SWAMBO in Afr told me that also after I could not figure it out for weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoenraadB View Post
    Randy hierdie Quote van Uys moet ons onthou. hy maak maar net asof hy alles weet
    Ek weet nie alles nie, maar ek is nooit verkeerd nie!
    Overkill - isn't!

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