Dedicated to all of us who have had a speeding ticket

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  1. #1
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    Talking Dedicated to all of us who have had a speeding ticket

    Dedicated to all of us who have had a speeding ticket at one time or

    Two police traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were
    involved in an unusual incident while checking for speeding motorists on
    the A1 Great North Road. One of the officers used a hand-held radar
    device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a
    hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300 mph.
    Their radar suddenly stopped working and the officers were not able to
    reset it.

    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the
    radar had in fact latched on to an RAF Tornado fighter jet which was
    engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district, approaching
    from the North Sea.

    Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff
    complaint to the local RAF Liaison office.

    Back came the reply in true laconic RAF style:

    "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file
    on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical
    computer in the Tornado had detected the presence of, and subsequently
    locked onto, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a
    jamming signal back to it. Furthermore, an air-to-ground missile aboard
    the fully-armed aircraft had also automatically locked onto your
    equipment. Fortunately the pilot flying the Tornado recognized the
    situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile systems
    alert status, and was able to override the automated defence system
    before the missile was launched and your hostile radar installation was

    Good Day..."

    Eric Skeen is the Family Dog
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    1999 2700i DC Raider 4x4
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    East Rand
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    At which accesories place can I buy some of those. Just went to the top of my "to do" list.
    Last edited by td54x4; 2007/11/23 at 02:09 PM.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
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    Brilliant !!!!!!!!

    Which reminds me of my favourite traffic cop joke -

    Little Johnny to Mommy - Mommy mommy do prostitutes also have babies

    Mommy - Of course Johnny - where do you think all the traffic cops come from

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